Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend says "let me slip into something more comfortable" sweatpants

Girlfriend says

has bingo to shy to yell out bingo

has bingo to shy to yell out bingo  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

never been friend zoned never been friendly enough to have friends

never been friend zoned never been friendly enough to have friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to sit next to hot girl on bus for 5 hours tells reddit what she looks like while she sleeps

Gets to sit next to hot girl on bus for 5 hours tells reddit what she looks like while she sleeps  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get's invited up for coffee "No thanks, I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up."

Get's invited up for coffee

Finds Girl you know on gonewild is virgin ex-girlfriend

Finds Girl  you know on gonewild is virgin ex-girlfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds open the door for pretty girl Was walking into men's bathroom

Holds open the door for pretty girl Was walking into men's bathroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wants to spontaneously high-five strangers Practices in the mirror

Wants to spontaneously high-five strangers  Practices in the mirror  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

lost weight, dick got bigger only noticed by me while fapping

lost weight, dick got bigger only noticed by me while fapping  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask friend on phone to roll people at work think i'm planning to do ecstasy.

Ask friend on phone to roll people at work think i'm planning to do ecstasy.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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