Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks cute bank teller to dinner she knows that you cant afford to take her to dinner

asks cute bank teller to dinner she knows that you cant afford to take her to dinner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sneak up and smack my wifes ass at the store not my wife

Sneak up and smack my wifes ass at the store not my wife  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Found courage to talk to cute deaf girl in class who can read lips Asks what her favorite band is

Found courage to talk to cute deaf girl in class who can read lips Asks what her favorite band is  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gives lost stranger directions realizes later that they were wrong

gives lost stranger directions realizes later that they were wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make eye contact while someone is talking to you don't listen, just think about the eye contact

Make eye contact while someone is talking to you don't listen, just think about the eye contact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts with Korean Girl in her native language She doesn't speak korean, thinks im racist and mocking her.

Flirts with Korean Girl in her native language She doesn't speak korean, thinks im racist and mocking her.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch "sure you can sit here, I don't have any friends"

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch

hot girl at party says, "i want you" and pushes you back into the bathroom you just walked out of just got done pooping

hot girl at party says,

Thinks up amazingly witty and sarcastic response stutters and mixes up words saying it

Thinks up amazingly witty and sarcastic response stutters and mixes up words saying it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catch a cute girl's eye with your elbow

Catch a cute girl's eye with your elbow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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