Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make out with hot chick after drinking she decides to quit drinking the next day

Make out with  hot chick after drinking she decides to quit drinking the next day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Having a good conversation with hot chick outside bar, whip out wallet to show her something Suprise condom flies out and lands on her boob

Having a good conversation with hot chick outside bar, whip out wallet to show her something Suprise condom flies out and lands on her boob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

One night stand Accidentally says "I love you" when they leave

One night stand Accidentally says

Girl mentions impressive penis size Replies with, "Na, I've seen bigger"

Girl mentions impressive penis size Replies with,

"hey babe, that's a hot new bra" "it's your daughter's"

Never forgets a face Never remembers a name

Never forgets a face Never remembers a name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl admits she likes me We talk about it and she decides she doesn't.

Girl admits she likes me We talk about it and she decides she doesn't.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Try to take keys away from a drunk at a party He's mormon, sober and walks like that because of Muscular Dystrophy.

Try to take keys away from a drunk at a party He's mormon, sober and walks like that because of Muscular Dystrophy.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

uses cheesy pick up line and it works not a fucking clue what to do next

uses cheesy pick up line and it works not a fucking clue what to do next  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a good question in class Too much adrenaline to listen to the answer

Asks a good question in class Too much adrenaline to listen to the answer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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