Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hit 320 yard drive to green on a par 4 four putt

hit 320 yard drive to green on a par 4 four putt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to a local bar alone to meet new people sits at the bar all alone on his phone checking emails

goes to a local bar alone to meet new people sits at the bar all alone on his phone checking emails  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't Get friendzoned ...by anyone, has no friends at all

Doesn't Get friendzoned ...by anyone, has no friends at all  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

To girlfriend after sex: "The best things in life are free" "Like you"

To girlfriend after sex:

Guy says he's more into European metal Asking Alexandria and Bring Me the Horizon

Guy says he's more into European metal Asking Alexandria and Bring Me the Horizon  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

remember hilarious inside joke with friend and tell them they don't remember

remember hilarious inside joke with friend and tell them they don't remember  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Compliment older woman's looks "I'd like you to meet my son"

Compliment older woman's looks

Makes Reddit Front Page On R/Tinydick

Makes Reddit Front Page On R/Tinydick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Always tries to keep a positive attitude, even when my team is feeding hard. My team thinks I'm mocking them.

Always tries to keep a positive attitude, even when my team is feeding hard. My team thinks I'm mocking them.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally has sex with very close friend Whiskey dick

Finally has sex with very close friend Whiskey dick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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