Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GIVES NUMBER TO A CUTE STRANGER TO SHY TO PICK UP

GIVES NUMBER TO A CUTE STRANGER TO SHY TO PICK UP   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells you they want to hang out more. Ignores every invitation you send to shows, games, bars...

Tells you they want to hang out more. Ignores every invitation you send to shows, games, bars...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Attractive classmate passes me a note during class "Your shirt is inside-out"

Attractive classmate passes me a note during class

Have cleavage and bong in cakeday post to trees Downvoted into oblivion told to go to gonewild

Have cleavage and bong in cakeday post to trees Downvoted into oblivion told to go to gonewild  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a reply on a dating site from a cute girl When trying to reply: Profile deleted

Gets a reply on a dating site from a cute girl When trying to reply: Profile deleted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds door open for cute girl while exiting the men's room

Holds door open for cute girl while exiting the men's room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

picks up hot girl for first date iPod Shuffles "Date Rape" by Sublime

picks up hot girl for first date iPod Shuffles

Says "Your mums good in bed" to his brother

Says

Girl that likes to play videogames, have sex, watch football and run marathons Better friendzone that bitch

Girl that likes to play videogames, have sex, watch football and run marathons Better friendzone that bitch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally starts having sex with girlfriend days later she has a period that last months

Finally starts having sex with girlfriend days later she has a period that last months  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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