Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

always the tallest guy in the room when standing in a restroom stall, I can see the faces of everyone else there

always the tallest guy in the room when standing in a restroom stall, I can see the faces of everyone else there  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows the answer Doesnt say shit

Knows the answer Doesnt say shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kisses girl and gets asked if he "wants a ride home". "No thanks, I prefer to walk"

Kisses girl and gets asked if he

Opens the door for a cute girl too enthusiastically, Bounces off the hinge and hits her.

Opens the door for a cute girl too enthusiastically, Bounces off the hinge and hits her.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl sits on lap at party Says she's to heavy

Hot girl sits on lap at party Says she's to heavy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hits on cute girl Girl asks "Umm..are you hitting on me??"

Hits on cute girl Girl asks

STARTS TO LOSE LOTS OF WEIGHT PARENTS THINK I'M DOING DRUGS

STARTS TO LOSE LOTS OF WEIGHT PARENTS THINK I'M DOING DRUGS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is wearing new lingerie when boyfriend opens door boyfriend's roommate comes in instead

is wearing new lingerie when boyfriend opens door boyfriend's roommate comes in instead   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

discovers higgs doesn't use it to get laid

discovers higgs doesn't use it to get laid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl: "You dip me really well, I must not weigh that much!" Me: "Nah, I'm just really strong."

Girl:
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