Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shits on a public bench to be funny Is a WWII memorial

Shits on a public bench to be funny Is a WWII memorial  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

8am class canceled has to get to school by 8am anyway to get decent parking

8am class canceled has to get to school by 8am anyway to get decent parking  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks why don't you come over to my table for lunch? "Nah, I'm ok thanks"

Girl asks why don't you come over to my table for lunch?

tells gf something romantic she said "thats a LIE"

tells gf something romantic she said

made contact with female won't make contact with said female again

made contact with female won't make contact with said female again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Over 3000 link karma under 30 comment karma

Over 3000 link karma under 30 comment karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets VIP tickets to lingerie party Only guys show up

Gets VIP tickets to lingerie party Only guys show up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

have a sex dream parents walk in... and linger

have a sex dream parents walk in...        and linger  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

stoked to finally add something funny to reddit gets downvoted and told to delete account

stoked to finally add something funny to reddit gets downvoted and told to delete account  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

holds the door for a cute girl says sorry

holds the door for a cute girl says sorry   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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