Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wearing a new shirt, can talk to everyone wearing an old shirt, i am unworthy of your time

wearing a new shirt, can talk to everyone wearing an old shirt, i am unworthy of your time   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hits it off with the girl of my dreams Wakes up to find she was a girl in my dreams

Hits it off with the girl of my dreams Wakes up to find she was a girl in my dreams  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never been rejected or turned down by a woman before Havent' been on a date in 2 years

Never been rejected or turned down by a woman before Havent' been on a date in 2 years  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks girl I've had a crush on out to dinner. Forget to say 'date' and now it's just a dinner.

asks girl I've had a crush on out to dinner. Forget to say 'date' and now it's just a dinner.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets free drink as a regular Gets free drink anyways as a service member

Gets  free drink as a regular Gets free drink anyways as a service member  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

given a promotion at work adrenaline rush, ensuing energy crash, falls asleep at work, demoted again

given a promotion at work adrenaline rush, ensuing energy crash, falls asleep at work, demoted again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush invites me to see play with her. Not sure if it's a date.

Crush invites me to see play with her. Not sure if it's a date.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HOlding hands with wife when going to bed And i remebered every single type of bug ever crawling on my back

HOlding hands with wife when going to bed And i remebered every single type of bug ever crawling on my back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally asked on a date by the girl I've liked for ages Can't afford to go on the date

Finally asked on a date by the girl I've liked for ages Can't afford to go on the date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Prof. from last semester remembers my name realizes name tag is on

Prof. from last semester remembers my name realizes name tag is on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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