Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shop Keeper: "How are you today?" ME: Im just looking thanks

Shop Keeper:

Invited to an event on Facebook So did everyone else on their friends list

Invited to an event on Facebook So did everyone else on their friends list  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes in for the kiss sneezes

Goes in for the kiss sneezes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

How I Act around girls that are in couple how i act around girls that are single

How I Act around girls that are in couple how i act around girls that are single  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl likes the smell of your cologne reply saying its made from dead babies

Girl likes the smell of your cologne reply saying its made from dead babies  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked to hang out by hot girl "I'm busy"

Asked to hang out by hot girl

get girl's number can't think of what to say, subscribe her to cat facts

get girl's number can't think of what to say, subscribe her to cat facts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl asks you to come inside for coffee at midnight Actually pours you a cup of coffee

girl asks you to come inside for coffee at midnight Actually pours you a cup of coffee  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Opens with "We have a really interesting case" Runs specy econ

Opens with

got married had a boner the whole ceremony

got married had a boner the whole ceremony  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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