Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

New comment on reddit post hello, i am a bot...

New comment on reddit post hello, i am a bot...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SHE: "OH DERPLEY, I AM SOOOO WET" HE: "WHY, DID IT RAIN?

SHE:

She says, "Wow you're so big!" Forces me to stop because it hurts too much

She says,

me: wears box t-shirt passer-by: "that's a good company" me: "thanks" passer-by: "no i meant the company" me (in my mind): shit

me: wears box t-shirt
passer-by:

Fixes all the lights in the downstage Light Board Dies

Fixes all the lights in
the downstage Light Board Dies  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has 2 classes with the same cute girl talks to you but doesn't realize you are the same person...

has 2 classes with the same cute girl  talks to you but doesn't realize you are the same person...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Look at this BBQ sauce I spilled on my chest Ehh, I already ate.

Look at this BBQ sauce I spilled on my chest Ehh, I already ate.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has girl grab his ass is too much of a bitch to ask her out

Has girl grab his ass is too much of a bitch to ask her out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl says she like my new hair style "Oh it's just really greasy

Cute girl says she like my new hair style

comes up with hilarious meme screws up sizing and spacing

comes up with hilarious meme screws up sizing and spacing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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