Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally get sex after a long dry spell Last thing said when leaving: "Well, have a good one."

Finally get sex after a long dry spell Last thing said when leaving:

makes good skyrim meme gets downvoted to oblivion

makes good skyrim meme gets downvoted to oblivion  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Boyfriend intimately says, "I love you, Everything burrito."

Boyfriend intimately says,

Girl asks you to come over when nobody is home Comes over, nobody is home

Girl asks you to come over when nobody is home Comes over, nobody is home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend takes you on stage with her at rock concert Watch as lead singer has threesome with girlfriend and microphone

Girlfriend takes you on stage with her at rock concert Watch as lead singer has threesome with girlfriend and microphone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks him to dance. Declines cause he's too shy Later apologizes... to the wrong girl

Girl asks him to dance.  Declines cause he's too shy Later apologizes...
to the wrong girl  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows how to make an entrance doesn't know how to make an exit

Knows how to make an entrance doesn't know how to make an exit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

We started making out, and she took off my pants but then i turned on the tv

We started making out, and she took off my pants but then i turned on the tv  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes cute girl at work laugh trips while walking away

makes cute girl at work laugh trips while walking away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks for reddit username Give her throwaway account name

Girl asks for reddit username Give her throwaway account name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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