Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

i workout, have a pretty good body never take my shirt off because i have back hair

i workout, have a pretty good body never take my shirt off because i have back hair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lock eyes with girl in club, start dancing, get number and goodbye kiss Oh god now I have to get to know her or something!?

Lock eyes with girl in club, start dancing, get number and goodbye kiss Oh god now I have to get to know her or something!?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asked to demonstrate a workout for the class farted

asked to demonstrate a workout for the class farted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Falkland Islands votes to remain British The same week Catholic Church votes for an Argentine Pope

Falkland Islands votes to remain British The same week Catholic Church votes for an Argentine Pope  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Streamlines tasks at new job so all the work can be done in half the time "Great job! We've hired a part-time guy. You're fired."

Streamlines tasks at new job so all the work can be done in half the time

comfortable getting naked in locker room cant pee while people are talking

comfortable getting naked in locker room cant pee while people are talking  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Heard a guy say "I'm gonna tap that" as i walked by was referring to a magic card

Heard a guy say

I am a Human being

I am a Human being  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I have a crush on lets me cuddle with her told me the next day it made her uncofortable

Girl I have a crush on lets me cuddle with her told me the next day it made her uncofortable  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

only job offer after college Sorry, we need to restructure the dept.

only job offer after college Sorry, we need to restructure the dept.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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