Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at work talks to me for first time in weeks To introduce her boyfriend

Cute girl at work talks to me for first time in weeks To introduce her boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends an hour working on a text-based reddit post has second thoughts and deletes everything

Spends an hour working on a text-based reddit post has second thoughts and deletes everything  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reads something really funny and want to post it. Realizes that i just clicked back to reddit...

Reads something really funny and want to post it. Realizes that i just clicked back to reddit...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sits next to hot girl on flight home zipper was down the whole time

Sits next to hot girl on flight home zipper was down the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

meets somebody new stands far enough back so doesn't have to shake hand

meets somebody new stands far enough back so doesn't have to shake hand  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

catch cute girl's eyes more than once at the bus stop thats all

catch cute girl's eyes more than once at the bus stop thats all  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Read a news story on the front pages Fact checks on the bbc

Read a news story on the front pages Fact checks on the bbc  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Team says 1-A in go! Loses 90 army supply no backup

Team says 1-A in go! Loses 90 army supply no backup  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never goes out to clubs. Finally goes out and gets hit on by a girl Insults girl by calling her fat

Never goes out to clubs. Finally goes out and gets hit on by a girl Insults girl by calling her fat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells friends about internship interview Calls radioactive waste, "Reproductive waste"

Tells friends about internship interview Calls radioactive waste,
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