Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Awesome morning birthday sex Coworkers want to know what my boyfriend got me

Awesome morning birthday sex Coworkers want to know what my boyfriend got me   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes front page on reddit can't show real friends or they will know his username

makes front page on reddit can't show real friends or they will know his username  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ON THE BIKE OFF THE BIKE

ON THE BIKE OFF THE BIKE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells you that she had a dream about you. You were a suicide bomber at her school.

Girl tells you that she had a dream about you.  You were a suicide bomber at her school.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

texts husband to get whipped cream from the store accidentally uses winky face and gets his hopes up

texts husband to get whipped cream from the store accidentally uses winky face and gets his hopes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl wants to give me handjob Asks me to masturbate to show her how it's done

girl wants to give me handjob Asks me to masturbate to show her how it's done  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Given free tv voucher during a long trip. Decide to watch episode 1 of "lost" on an airplane, in the aisle seat

Given free tv voucher during a long trip. Decide to watch episode 1 of

Sees a really attractive gender ambiguous chick Actually a 15 year old boy

Sees a really attractive gender ambiguous chick Actually a 15 year old boy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl texts and wants to hang out at my place she hooks up with my roommate while i browse reddit

girl texts and wants to hang out at my place she hooks up with my roommate while i browse reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Told myself I would get laid before the world ends Luckily it never did

Told myself I would get laid before the world ends Luckily it never did  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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