Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

i always ask him "hey, whats up?" Answers "good, good, and you?"

i always ask him

Thought girl was into me, so I asked her out even though I'm not really in to her Denied because she's actually not into me

Thought girl was into me, so I asked her out even though I'm not really in to her Denied because she's actually not into me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl sitting next to me for flight fuck

hot girl sitting next to me for flight fuck  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets girl to cheat on her boyfriend she falls madly in love with him all over again

gets girl to cheat on her boyfriend  she falls madly in love with him all over again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl checks you out at gym lets fart slip while flexing

Cute girl checks you out at gym lets fart slip while flexing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Uses big, impressive word spells it wrong

Uses big, impressive word spells it wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talking to a really hot girl when she says "we're just going to go back to our room and get drunk" oh Good luck.

Talking to a really hot girl when she says

Showering with girlfriend when she strikes a sexy pose for me Too busy washing my taint to notice

Showering with girlfriend when she strikes a sexy pose for me Too busy washing my taint to notice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tries to fit in by drinking for the first time gets drunk

tries to fit in by drinking for the first time gets drunk  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Receives booty call "SOrry wrong person"

Receives booty call
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