Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GIRl: it's starting to get a bit chilly, isn't it? Me: Turns up central heating

GIRl: it's starting to get a bit chilly, isn't it? Me: Turns up central heating  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't give any fucks doesn't get any fucks

Doesn't give any fucks doesn't get any fucks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives a five to cool homeless guy, is told 'Get home safe.' 'You too.'

Gives a five to cool homeless guy, is told 'Get home safe.' 'You too.'  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to dinner with co-workers. Checks out the area the day before.

Invited to dinner with co-workers. Checks out the area the day before.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to a formal dance with date and kiss He tells everyone that I'm not his girlfriend

Goes to a formal dance with date and kiss He tells everyone that I'm not his girlfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drive two cute girls home for spring break says "have a good spring break" and leaves

Drive two cute girls home for spring break says

Cute girl asks why I'm not standing/socializing "I have weak limbs"

Cute girl asks why I'm not standing/socializing

I live with 3 girls My mum and my 2 sisters

I live with 3 girls My mum and my 2 sisters  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has sex in the sims

has sex in the sims  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally got top comment on a post /r/awww

Finally got top comment on a post  /r/awww  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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