Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks you to play a love song on guitar closest thing you know is sonata arctica

Girl asks you to play a love song on guitar closest thing you know is sonata arctica  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

says yes to valentine date "oh sorry i was joking i never expected you'd say yes"

says yes to valentine date

cute girl says "really nice meeting you" Thanks.

cute girl says

gets introduced to friend's hot sister so, how long have you known peter?

gets introduced to friend's hot sister so, how long have you known peter?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl ask if i want to hang out this weekend Sorry I have a raid

Hot girl ask if i want to hang out this weekend Sorry I have a raid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute co-worker asks what you're doing Friday night. So you can take her hours.

Cute co-worker asks what you're doing Friday night. So you can take her hours.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had the best sex of my entire life immediately started crying afterwards

Had the best sex of my entire life immediately started crying afterwards  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to have sex for the first time whisky dick

about to have sex for the first time whisky dick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Interested in: Men" on Facebook "Only Me" can see that part of my profile.

cute french girl chats and flirts with you all night "Sorry, I can't come home with you. I have a husband and child."

cute french girl chats and flirts with you all night
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