Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells her she looks great and asks who's the lucky guy she's going to see Her grandfather. she just came from his funeral

Tells her she looks great and asks who's the lucky guy she's going to see Her grandfather. she just came from his funeral  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went to movie and had a great time But not as much as the guy getting blown next to me

Went to movie and had a great time But not as much as the guy getting blown next to me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes "perfect" post with a full week preplanning, hope, and cute puppy pictures for very first cakeday 5 upvotes!

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Getting lap dance from attractive stripper "wow, you look just like my wife"

Getting lap dance from attractive stripper

Posts something awesome to reddit Doesn't realize it is a re-post.

Posts something awesome to reddit Doesn't realize it is a re-post.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made the front page of the other hundred people in the subreddit that thought my post was cool

Made the front page of the other hundred people in the subreddit that thought my post was cool  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets number from cute geneticist at bar Misuse contact save button, guess I wont be seeing her again..

Gets number from cute geneticist at bar Misuse contact save button, guess I wont be seeing her again..   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys sexy new jeans forgets to take tag off and walks around with it on for the rest of the day

Buys sexy new jeans forgets to take tag off and walks around with it on for the rest of the day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives great relationship advice Sucks at relationships

Gives great relationship advice Sucks at relationships  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Car with cute girl speeds up to get beside you So that she can pass you and cut you off before the turn

Car with cute girl speeds up to get beside you So that she can pass you and cut you off before the turn  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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