Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Is a republican In california

Is a republican In california  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

create a hilarious new post which reddit will love can't think of a good title, so doesn't post it

create a hilarious new post which reddit will love can't think of a good title, so doesn't post it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes on a date Relentless Analises everything you said and did on the date for the next 2 years

Goes on a date Relentless Analises everything you said and did on the date for the next 2 years  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says "see you later" Love you too!

Girl says

get just drunk enough to dance at a wedding dance with best friend's wife the whole time

get just drunk enough to dance at a wedding dance with best friend's wife the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a visit from the president of the USA Spacedicks...

Gets a visit from the president of the USA Spacedicks...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has 5 minute conversation with a girl considers self socially awesome

has 5 minute conversation with a girl considers self socially awesome  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys house with an awesome swimming pool 100 degrees out and friends still won't come over

Buys house with an awesome swimming pool 100 degrees out and friends still won't come over  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sees girl staring is standing behind of magic mike poster

sees girl staring is standing behind of magic mike poster  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally request girl you're dating on fb spend the next 2 hours combing through your profile for bad pictures

finally request girl you're dating on fb spend the next 2 hours combing through your profile for bad pictures  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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