Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MAKES PLAN WITH GIRL OVER TEXT CALLS JUST TO MAKE SURE IT’S ACTUALLY HER

MAKES PLAN WITH GIRL OVER TEXT CALLS JUST TO MAKE SURE IT’S ACTUALLY HER  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pretty Bank teller gives me flirty smile Points out collared shirt is on inside out

Pretty Bank teller gives me flirty smile Points out collared shirt is on inside out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to a party Goes on Reddit the entire time

Gets invited to a party Goes on Reddit the entire time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hooks up with girl skinny dipping at a lake at night Paranoid of being murdered like in horror movies, can't get boner

Hooks up with girl skinny dipping at a lake at night Paranoid of being murdered like in horror movies, can't get boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes on chat roulette in broad daylight to not look like a creep room slowly gets dark

goes on chat roulette in broad daylight to not look like a creep room slowly gets dark  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fakes phone call Phone rings in ear

Fakes phone call Phone rings in ear  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got to second base while making out girlfriend starts laughing so hard we had to stop

got to second base while making out girlfriend starts laughing so hard we had to stop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend moans your name during sex what?

Girlfriend moans your name during sex  what?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hooks up at party whole week of anxiety on what to do next

Hooks up at party whole week of anxiety on what to do next  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets six free concert tickets can't find anybody to go with

Gets six free concert tickets can't find anybody to go with  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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