Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wears same tacky christmas sweater as cute girl spends whole night texting

Wears same tacky christmas sweater as cute girl spends whole night texting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

What's up? I'll take the Halo challenge and I bet I can smoke you under the table too! "perv"

What's up?  I'll take the Halo challenge and I bet I can smoke you under the table too!

"happened to me" didn't really happen

Takes ages to orgasm Takes ages to orgasm

Takes ages to orgasm Takes ages to orgasm  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get sex for having made breakfast in bed Cramp up

Get sex for having made breakfast in bed Cramp up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees middle-aged bald woman. "you are so brave." "I don't have cancer."

Sees middle-aged bald woman.

Finally start to make it with the girl I've wanted to sleep with for years Can't get it up cause of whiskey at night, blow it in 10 seconds in the morning.

Finally start to make it with the girl I've wanted to sleep with for years Can't get it up cause of whiskey at night, blow it in 10 seconds in the morning.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

traveled across the world by myself too chicken to ask a girl on a date

traveled across the world by myself too chicken to ask a girl on a date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

take slamming artsy nude picture of yourself get accused of stealing it out of a magazine when you show someone

take slamming artsy nude picture of yourself get accused of stealing it out of a magazine when you show someone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to crush in the hallway Calls you awkwardly tall

Talks to crush in the hallway Calls you awkwardly tall  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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