Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a hot girls number Calls her

Got a hot girls number Calls her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is 21 still gets nervous when asked for id

is 21 still gets nervous when asked for id  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Told me she had fun mingling with me "HEY THANKS"

Told me she had fun mingling with me

Gets over 1000 link karma posted on anonymous account

Gets over 1000 link karma posted on anonymous account  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Been on Reddit long enough to see all the reposts Sees all the reposts

Been on Reddit long enough to see all the reposts Sees all the reposts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offer my seat to a group of girls and 1 guy The guy is the one to take it

Offer my seat to a group of girls and 1 guy The guy is the one to take it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Passes drug test at work Finds out by exciting asking "Well, did i pass!?"

Passes drug test at work Finds out by exciting asking

Got into bed to cuddle with a girl at a party She tells me she is in love with my brother

Got into bed to cuddle with a girl at a party She tells me she is in love with my brother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Late for class, no one notices No one notices

Late for class, no one notices No one notices  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Nice day out there" "You boys going skiing?"

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