Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks you to flex your abs at the gym Flexes and releases massive fart

Hot girl asks you to flex your abs at the gym Flexes and releases massive fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Was in a hot girls dream... ...in a wedding dress

Was in a hot girls dream... ...in a wedding dress  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Wow, have you been working out?" "Yeah, I have been jerking off more lately"

nailed job interview gave the interviewer a hug at the end

nailed job interview gave the interviewer a hug at the end  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't have any STD's Because I have never had sex

Doesn't have any STD's Because I have never had sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MEET AN OLD TEACHER, TELL HER HOW WELL YOUR DOING AND WHAT YOU JUST LEARNED "YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED THAT ALREADY FROM ME"

MEET AN OLD TEACHER, TELL HER HOW WELL YOUR DOING AND WHAT YOU JUST LEARNED

Made it into work on time, but hung over Boss comes in 2 hours late, more hung over than I am.

Made it into work on time, but hung over Boss comes in 2 hours late, more hung over than I am.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You know so much about this place, you must be part owner!" Fail to notice he only has one arm.

Movie scene shows female's dead body in morgue. she has outstanding rack.

Movie scene shows female's dead body in morgue. she has outstanding rack.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The number of girlfriends I've had is higher than the number of times I've made the front page Because I've never made the front page.

The number of girlfriends I've had is higher than the number of times I've made the front page Because I've never made the front page.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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