Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I introduced my wife to Reddit She has already read my good jokes and no longer finds me funny.

I introduced my wife to Reddit She has already read my good jokes and no longer finds me funny.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't mess up numbers on the check Makes it out to the Utilitity company

Doesn't mess up numbers on the check Makes it out to the Utilitity company  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells waiter complex order smoothly and politely Practiced over and over in head since arriving at the restaurant

Tells waiter complex order smoothly and politely Practiced over and over in head since arriving at the restaurant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Says Reddit is stupid and a waste of time Laughs out loud at every post I show them

Says Reddit is stupid and a waste of time Laughs out loud at every post I show them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Relates to other redditor By making them awkward

Relates to other redditor By making them awkward  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wins the oscars Texts the acceptance speech

wins the oscars Texts the acceptance speech  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I have the most revolutionary console, servers, sharing model in decades i don't know how to explain you why, so let me fuck it twice. Updating... my LinkedIn... Don Mattrick, former...

I have the most revolutionary console, servers, sharing model in decades i don't know how to explain you why, so let me fuck it twice.
Updating... my LinkedIn... Don Mattrick, former...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says I was in a dream she had. I puked everywhere in the dream.

Girl says I was in a dream she had. I puked everywhere in the dream.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets honest mistake phone call "see you later"

gets honest mistake phone call

Saw breasts on Fat Tuesday While reading national geographic

Saw breasts on Fat Tuesday  While reading national geographic   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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