Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I flirt with for Subway discounts comes into my store to buy a phone with her parents because she's underage.

Girl I flirt with for Subway discounts comes into my store to buy a phone with her parents because she's underage.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Plays twister with hot girls Gets a boner

Plays twister with hot girls Gets a boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl comes up to me and asks for my number . Has to tell her I can't because I don't have a phone.

Girl comes up to me and asks for my number . Has to tell her I can't because I don't have a phone.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fingered my girlfriend while she was on the phone with her grandma

Fingered my girlfriend while she was on the phone with her grandma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Quad feed in mw3 Private match complete

Quad feed in mw3 Private match complete  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thought up a really funny NiceRedditor meme Logged on too late to jump on the bandwagon

Thought up a really funny NiceRedditor meme Logged on too late to jump on the bandwagon   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Met cute guy on reddit Mics dont work on skype

Met cute guy on reddit Mics dont work on skype  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You look pretty I said you look shitty goodnight Denise

You look pretty I said you look shitty goodnight Denise   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

See a stranger walking towards me Cross the road so they don't push me into traffic

See a stranger walking towards me Cross the road so they don't push me into traffic  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Plays hard to get Actually just too awkward to make conversation

Plays hard to get Actually just too awkward to make conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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