Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Chinese buffet has my favorite sugar pastries doesnt eat them because table is in front of asain waiter station and doesnt want to seem like a disrespectful American who only eats desserts

Chinese buffet has my favorite sugar pastries doesnt eat them because table is in front of asain waiter station and doesnt want to seem like a disrespectful American who only eats desserts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush adds you as friend on facebook "In a relationship with:"

Crush adds you as friend on facebook

Girl asks if I've been working out "Nope, just started wearin' tank tops."

Girl asks if I've been working out

gives a girl his number when exchanging information after car accident

gives a girl his number when exchanging information after car accident   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hits on hot girl and Her equally hot friend lesbians

Hits on hot girl and Her equally hot friend lesbians  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl in class checking me out while i'm fixing my jean boner

Hot girl in class checking me out while i'm fixing my jean boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got cute nz girl for secret santa, hides under post-its.

got cute nz girl for secret santa, hides under post-its.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says "I love you, too" like a brother

Girl says

Gets a blowjob says "Thanks" and leaves

Gets a blowjob says

Threesome situation with hot girls doesn't want to hurt any feelings, unable to decide who to make out with first

Threesome situation with hot girls doesn't want to hurt any feelings, unable to decide who to make out with first  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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