Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Can talk like a normal person to crush after finding out she has a boyfriend

Can talk like a normal person to crush after finding out she has a boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

proudly Never trolled newly banned reddits wishes he had found out about /r/bustybait and /r/chestybait a week ago

proudly Never trolled newly banned reddits wishes he had found out about /r/bustybait and /r/chestybait   a week ago  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SPIKES VOLLEYBALL INSANELY HARD always finds most-liked girl's face

SPIKES VOLLEYBALL INSANELY HARD always finds most-liked girl's face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have threesome With two ugly chicks

Have threesome With two ugly chicks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

friend comes to you for comfort could only say cliches and movie lines

friend comes to you for comfort could only say cliches and movie lines  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute neighbor says, "Call me anytime ... ... if you need me to take of something at your house."

Cute neighbor says,

gets girl's phone number loses it 5 minutes later

gets girl's phone number loses it 5 minutes later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Nominated to be scribe for class Cant spell for shit

Nominated to be scribe for class Cant spell for shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Host at a restaurant says, "have a nice lunch" You say, "you too!"

Host at a restaurant says,

on a date with a hot girl at a PHO place broth splashes up and you get a chili in your eye and sit there holding it for 5 min to ease the burning

on a date with a hot girl at a PHO place broth splashes up and you get a chili in your eye and sit there holding it for 5 min to ease the burning  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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