Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets girls phone number After killing her pet and stealing her money

Gets girls phone number After killing her pet and stealing her money   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

opportunity to get lucky on new years resolution was celibacy

opportunity to get lucky on new years resolution was celibacy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

excitedly orders hamburger given raw meat

excitedly orders hamburger given raw meat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys flowers, catches CTA train, then jogs 2.5 miles to the North Shore to surprise mother on Mother's day. Not home, stranded in the North Shore holding bouquet of flowers.

Buys flowers, catches CTA train, then jogs 2.5 miles to the North Shore to surprise mother on Mother's day. Not home, stranded in the North Shore holding bouquet of flowers.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Impresses girl jumping off the big diving board Emerges from water with snot on face

Impresses girl jumping off the big diving board Emerges from water with snot on face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get cute girl in class's number and name Open up computer to her facebook page while sitting with her the next day

Get cute girl in class's number and name Open up computer to her facebook page while sitting with her the next day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smiled at by crush Realizes she was laughing at new haircut

Smiled at by crush Realizes she was laughing at new haircut  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Company president says "Hi" in the hallway "I'm great, thanks!"

Company president says

had to miss phone call because too busy mistook reverberations of urinating for vibration of phone on silent

had to miss phone call because too busy mistook reverberations of urinating for vibration of phone on silent  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes awesome insiders joke In the wrong crowd

Makes awesome insiders joke In the wrong crowd  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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