Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Coded 18 lines of Erlang Adding new language to resume

Coded 18 lines of Erlang Adding new language to resume  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets girlfriend constantly flirting/hanging out with other guys

gets girlfriend constantly flirting/hanging out with other guys  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

writes first half of box2d javascript implementation notices, and gets caught up in, political argument on Facebook, and now it's midnight. Eff.

writes first half of box2d javascript implementation notices, and gets caught up in, political argument on Facebook, and now it's midnight.  Eff.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

invites cute girl to lunch in eagles nest turned down for chicken patty tuesday

invites cute girl to lunch in eagles nest turned down for chicken patty tuesday   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Open eyes for brief second while making out with girl makes eye contact

Open eyes for brief second while making out with girl  makes eye contact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl asks to untangle necklace from shirt collar breaks chain

Pretty girl asks to untangle necklace from shirt collar breaks chain  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't say stupid things Doesn't say anything at all

Doesn't say stupid things Doesn't say anything at all  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Post makes it to front page Only subscribed to one unpopular subreddit

Post makes it to front page Only subscribed to one unpopular subreddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl waves while walking to class looks behind to see who she's waving at

Cute girl waves while walking to class looks behind to see who she's waving at  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Remember to make eye contact forget to blink

Remember to make eye contact forget to blink  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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