Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Joking with new Coworkers about how they forgot my name I dont know any of their names

Joking with new Coworkers about how they forgot my name I dont know any of their names  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me I have a big dick "Eh, I've seen bigger"

Girl tells me I have a big dick

get conversation starting comment on my reddit link. don't reply because I don't want anyone to think I patrol my own posts.

get conversation starting comment on my reddit link.  don't reply because I don't want anyone to think I patrol my own posts.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

That is the wrong meme

That is the wrong meme  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

flirts with a really hot girl Actually a guy with long hair

flirts with a really hot girl  Actually a guy with long hair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

comments of facebook photo to be more friendly logs off incase the person started chatting

comments of facebook photo to be more friendly logs off incase the person started chatting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets 1000 karma From posting 1000 links

Gets 1000 karma From posting 1000 links  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

creates one of the most successful posts on reddit forgets password

creates one of the most successful posts on reddit forgets password  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl from class adds you as a friend on facebook her account was actually hacked and she doesn't even know who you are

cute girl from class adds you as a friend on facebook her account was actually hacked and she doesn't even know who you are  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Compliments girl on the color of her eyes wearing colored contacts

Compliments girl on the color of her eyes wearing colored contacts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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