Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buy homeless man a meal from mcdonalds He's not homeless

Buy homeless man a meal from mcdonalds He's not homeless  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl smiles at me i must have something on my face

cute girl smiles at me i must have something on my face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pre-date: 60 messages, "text anytime, you're funny" Post-date: "Actually, there's someone else and it's getting serious. Not interested in friends, either."

Pre-date: 60 messages,

hot girl at work asks if i'm free this evening just needs a ride home

hot girl at work asks if i'm free this evening just needs a ride home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles at me as she walks by smile back as i kneel down to pick up dog shit

Cute girl smiles at me as she walks by smile back as i kneel down to pick up dog shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have a big penis the only one who knows is my Mom.

Have a big penis the only one who knows is my Mom.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

feeling hot girls tits fart in her bed really loudly

feeling hot girls tits fart in her bed really loudly  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

learned social etiquette by reading ggg and scumbag steve memes

learned social etiquette by reading ggg and scumbag steve memes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sees hot girl following close behind me holds door open for her as i walk into the men's room

sees hot girl following close behind me holds door open for her as i walk into the men's room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute guy sends text "its my birthday ;)" "Gratz!"

Cute guy sends text
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