Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Took girlfriend out to dinner for first valentine together Forgot wallet in her car

Took girlfriend out to dinner for first valentine together Forgot wallet in her car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Leaves decent tip for frozen yogurt ladies in trash cup

Leaves decent tip for frozen yogurt ladies in trash cup  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Builds up enough courage to make a meme on the internet

Builds up enough courage to make a meme on the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Didn't get a boner. Didn't get a boner.

Didn't get a boner. Didn't get a boner.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

drunk girlfriend cut out the crotch in my jeans to spice things up wore them to work

drunk girlfriend cut out the crotch in my jeans to spice things up wore them to work  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

We would have slept together last night if we weren't first cousins

We would have slept together last night  if we weren't first cousins  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wow, you have amazing willpower... for being so lazy.

Wow, you have amazing willpower... for being so lazy.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Put nutella on wiener to entice sexual activities Girlfriend thought it was poop

Put nutella on wiener to entice sexual activities Girlfriend thought it was poop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to a LGTB discussion session Uses the word normal

Goes to a LGTB discussion session Uses the word normal  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First time cuddling as the little spoon FART

First time cuddling as the little spoon FART  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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