Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wakes Up Hot girl so she doesn't miss her stop Not her stop

Wakes Up Hot girl so she doesn't miss her stop Not her stop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has Sex with cute girl "You're tighter than I thought you'd be."

Has Sex with cute girl

Arranges friends with benefits with a virgin

Arranges friends with benefits with a virgin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wanna make out? What do you mean "no"?

wanna make out? What do you mean

Girl kisses you Freak out when she doesn't respond to your facebook friend request

Girl kisses you  Freak out when she doesn't respond to your facebook friend request  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Uses music library for a party Chocobo theme song comes on

Uses music library for a party Chocobo theme song comes on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

been working at the same job for over a year nobody knows my name

been working at the same job for over a year nobody knows my name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

See a cake next to username realize that cake day on reddit isn't your birthday

See a cake next to username realize that cake day on reddit isn't your birthday  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets asked out by a twin Asks "which one are you?"

Gets asked out by a twin Asks

Offers Seat to Girl Says thank you and does nothing

Offers Seat to Girl  Says thank you and does nothing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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