Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Messaged by a hot bro prostitute

Messaged by a hot bro prostitute  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts like a god as long as he's on the internet

Flirts like a god as long as he's on the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Two girls make out on top of you They don't even notice you're there

Two girls make out on top of you They don't even notice you're there  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finishes final first doesn't notice leg fell asleep; stumbles in front of the class like a stroke victim

Finishes final first doesn't notice leg fell asleep; stumbles in front of the class like a stroke victim  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts telling a story Realizes no one is listening. Quiets down to avoid attention.

Starts telling a story Realizes no one is listening. Quiets down to avoid attention.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

never been friend zoned never had any friends

never been friend zoned never had any friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Chatted to a really cute guy Who was a Christian fanatic

Chatted to a really cute guy Who was a Christian fanatic  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GIRL ASKS FOR MY NUMBER WHY?

GIRL ASKS FOR MY NUMBER WHY?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Notices cute guy checking him out at work Gets nervous, hides in break room till cute guy leaves

Notices cute guy checking him out at work Gets nervous, hides in break room till cute guy leaves  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Complimented on the attractiveness of my cologne by another man

Complimented on the attractiveness of my cologne by another man  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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