Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute guy smiles back from across the street Because I just tripped over my own feet

Cute guy smiles back from across the street Because I just tripped over my own feet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Female coworker notices new facial hair "did you lose a bet?"

Female coworker notices new facial hair

"We just detected that you are among the most attractive people on okcupid... To celebrate, we've adjusted your OkCupid experience. You'll see more attractive people in your match results." Response rate plummets

Chats up hot guy at gamestop midnight lanuch party Doesn't ask for any information other than first name

Chats up hot guy at gamestop midnight lanuch party Doesn't ask for any information other than first name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sits next to Samuel L. Jackson on a plane Too nervous to make a joke about snakes on a plane.

Sits next to Samuel L. Jackson on a plane  Too nervous to make a joke about snakes on a plane.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets a blowjob off a girl pisses in her mouth by accident

gets a blowjob off a girl pisses in her mouth by accident  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dedicates GW shoot to crush, makes frontpage still can't talk to him

Dedicates GW shoot to crush, makes frontpage still can't talk to him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never been stood up Because i don't go on dates

Never been stood up Because i don't go on dates  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yes! I finally have a date tomorrow Crap, I have a date tomorrow

Yes! I finally have a date tomorrow Crap, I have a date tomorrow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets hit on by friend's hot mom and dad

gets hit on by friend's hot mom and dad  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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