Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Call mom on mothers day "happy birthday"

Call mom on mothers day

Writes a message to a high percentage match Gets blocked by girl before he sends it

Writes a message to a high percentage match Gets blocked by girl before he sends it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hit on cute lift operator never ride that chair again

Hit on cute lift operator  never ride that chair again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First time in bed with boyfriend "Do you like star trek?"

First time in bed with boyfriend

Didn't cum first neither one of us came at all

Didn't cum first neither one of us came at all  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

confident enough to shower at gym Checks out everyone's junk

confident enough to shower at gym Checks out everyone's junk  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

rolls perfect joint for first time smoking with crush she takes 1 hit and coughs uncontrollably for 1o minutes

rolls perfect joint for first time smoking with crush she takes 1 hit and coughs uncontrollably for 1o minutes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes skinny dipping with hot girl gets gravity defying erection

goes skinny dipping with hot girl gets gravity defying erection  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

make my girlfriend laugh so hard she cries while i'm having sex with her

make my girlfriend laugh so hard she cries while i'm having sex with her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally talk to crush Sound like a fucking idiot

Finally talk to crush Sound like a fucking idiot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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