Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm no longer afraid of rejection I'm just tired of it.

I'm no longer afraid of rejection I'm just tired of it.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes pants off in game of strip poker sweaty ball stench fills the air

Takes pants off in game of strip poker sweaty ball stench fills the air  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I hate him, that's a fact. And I hate the fact that I love him, too.

I hate him, that's a fact. And I hate the fact that I love him, too.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drunkenly let lost stranger sleep on couch Waiting in bedroom for them to leave

Drunkenly let lost stranger sleep on couch Waiting in bedroom for them to leave  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offers to buy a girl a drink, All she ordered was water.

Offers to buy a girl a drink, All she ordered was water.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Woman I've been chasing tells me she needs to tell me something important "I have a girlfriend"

Woman I've been chasing tells me she needs to tell me something important

Tells girl her perfume smells nice Cologne of the Guy Sitting Next To Her

Tells girl her perfume smells nice Cologne of the Guy Sitting Next To Her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got into an argument I practiced in the shower Too nervous to say what i planned

Got into an argument I practiced in the shower Too nervous to say what i planned  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl returns facebook message! oh, fuck.

Cute girl returns  facebook message! oh, fuck.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Loses virginity Tells strangers on the internet first

Loses virginity Tells strangers on the internet first  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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