Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets laid Leaves condom wrapper obviously visible in trash can so people will know i'm not a lonely cat lady

Gets laid Leaves condom wrapper obviously visible in trash can so people will know i'm not a lonely cat lady  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hey whats up? Good!

Hey whats up? Good!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets phone numbers from two girls at a bar both numbers fake

Gets phone numbers from two girls at a bar both numbers fake  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute checkout girl compliments you makes zero eye contact and mumbles

Cute checkout girl compliments you makes zero eye contact and mumbles  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"just keep the change" change is $15.45

Hot Girl tells me she doesn't have a boyfriend "Neither do I!"

Hot Girl tells me she doesn't have a boyfriend

Holds elevator for hot girl Fake text conversation for 15 floors

Holds elevator for hot girl Fake text conversation for 15 floors  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Getting blowjob Farts

Getting blowjob Farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks with the girl he likes can't maintain eye contact

Talks with the girl he likes can't maintain eye contact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Know she's really into you Have no idea what to do about it

Know she's really into you Have no idea what to do about it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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