Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Forgot cash and got freebie at coffee shop can't think of anything to say while cute barista is making my drink

Forgot cash and got freebie at coffee shop can't think of anything to say while cute barista is making my drink  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Comes up with a witty comeback 30 minutes later

Comes up with a witty comeback 30 minutes later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talk up hot girl for most of the night. Never tell her she looks good in her dress

Talk up hot girl for most of the night. Never tell her she looks good in her dress  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets job offer over the phone says love you, bye

gets job offer over the phone  says love you, bye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a cute server's number Guess I'm never going back to that restaurant

Got a cute server's number Guess I'm never going back to that restaurant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks a guy out and he says yes later says he was being sarcastic

asks a guy out and he says yes later says he was being sarcastic   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally text hot girl she responds

finally text hot girl she responds  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets girl's number at work fake number for the person working next to me

Gets girl's number at work fake number for the person working next to me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to girlfriend's house spend the entire time playing with the cat

Gets invited to girlfriend's house spend the entire time playing with the cat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with Spanish girl Screams "Yo Voy a Venir!"

Has sex with Spanish girl Screams
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