Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

find courage to finally ask girl out freeze in place when she says yes

find courage to finally ask girl out freeze in place when she says yes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drunk sober

Drunk sober  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sure UnSure

Sure UnSure  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell a joke that I think is really funny No one laughs

Tell a joke that I think is really funny No one laughs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets laid at a party With another boy

Gets laid at a party With another boy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tweets happy valentines day to another girl immediately deletes it

tweets happy valentines day to another girl immediately deletes it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes meme for friends birthday has nothing clever to say

Makes meme for friends birthday has nothing clever to say   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Date" sits on the couch leaving enough room for me to sit down Sits on the floor opposite side of the room

Shooting Fireworks off in front of neighbors walk away slowly after lighting them to feel bad ass

Shooting Fireworks off in front of neighbors walk away slowly after lighting them to feel bad ass  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl becomes single on facebook. Only person to "Like" it Her status: "People who like somebody being 'single' are rude!"

Girl becomes single on facebook.  Only person to
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