Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

All the Upvotes All the Downvotes

All the Upvotes All the Downvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets girl into bed at party Sleeps on floor

gets girl into bed at party Sleeps on floor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles in club smiles flirtatiously High Fives her and walks away

Cute girl smiles in club smiles flirtatiously High Fives her and walks away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made it to the front page can't tell friend because he's also a redditor

Made it to the front page can't tell friend because he's also a redditor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get a friend to ask your crush to prom Replies saying she doesn't know you

Get a friend to ask your crush to prom Replies saying she doesn't know you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Screws ex-girlfriend's older sister Says he has "Sister-fucking credentials".

Screws ex-girlfriend's older sister Says he has

13 new text messages alternating requests for indoor and outdoor pickup basketball

13 new text messages alternating requests for indoor and outdoor pickup basketball  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get looks from girls constantly probably because i'm ginger

Get looks from girls constantly probably because i'm ginger   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally has sex with dreamgirl Farts

Finally has sex with dreamgirl Farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GETS LAID IMMEDIATELY FREAKS OUT ABOUT HER GETTING PREGNANT

GETS LAID IMMEDIATELY FREAKS OUT ABOUT HER GETTING PREGNANT  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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