Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes a shower and brushes teeth so the driveler guy doesn't think I smell like shit.

Takes a shower and brushes teeth so the driveler guy doesn't think I smell like shit.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Could make a post stating that I really dont care The post would contradict that

Could make a post stating that I really dont care The post would contradict that  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

That hat makes you look like an FBI agent Or a pedophile

That hat makes you look like an FBI agent Or a pedophile  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

thinks of a brilliant movie line to quote as a joke quotes it completely wrong

thinks of a brilliant movie line to quote as a joke quotes it completely wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

On Reddit at work taking a long dump automatic lights go out and has to use flashlight app to wipe

On Reddit at work taking a long dump automatic lights go out and has to use flashlight app to wipe  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has been on reddit for a year can't come up with one original/funny thought that hasn't already been said on the internet

has been on reddit for a year can't come up with one original/funny thought that hasn't already been said on the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes jogging. sees hot girl coming. goes for high five. ignored. gets called a creep.

Goes jogging. sees hot girl coming. goes for high five. ignored. gets called a creep.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush says: "Ran into your ex. I've got all the time in the world; Just putting it out there." Gets on Reddit

Crush says:

Pretty, fit, nice, smart, and a good cook too shy to talk to men outside the internet

Pretty, fit, nice, smart, and a good cook too shy to talk to men outside the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks he's better than INTJ Is an ENTP

Thinks he's better than INTJ Is an ENTP  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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