Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hits on a cute girl Gets arrested for assault

Hits on a cute girl Gets arrested for assault  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to the public bathroom with no urinals Pees right above the water line so others can't hear my stream

Goes to the public bathroom with no urinals Pees right above the water line so others can't hear my stream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Parallel.Foreach deadlock

Parallel.Foreach deadlock  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets an awesome redditor in my class Too shy to ask for their name

Meets an awesome redditor in my class Too shy to ask for their name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets some boob "am i squeezing to hard?"

Gets some boob

Hook up with girl Immediately consider what life would be like married to her

Hook up with girl Immediately consider what life would be like married to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sees naked girl on front page Let out a stinky fart 15 seconds ago

sees naked girl on front page Let out a stinky fart 15 seconds ago  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally has the means to make Hail Mary with ex-gF to try win her back . Aready dating someone else

Finally has the means to make Hail Mary with ex-gF to try win her back . Aready dating someone else  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Wow, Pantera has really good music we should go see them in concert some time."

I dropped out of school "Oh, I thought you were coming out of the closet."

I dropped out of school
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