Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of hilarious post while drunk can't remember it in the morning

Thinks of hilarious post while drunk can't remember it in the morning  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts using a machine in fitnes next to a hot girl Can't do more than 2 rounds

Starts using a machine in fitnes next to a hot girl Can't do more than 2 rounds   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex for the first time in a year "That was the first time i've had sex in a year"

Has sex for the first time in a year

Girl comes over after work "How was School and class?"

Girl comes over after work

has sex with girl after finished she tells me to always remember the golden rule

has sex with girl after finished she tells me to always remember the golden rule  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to the barber shop to get an awesome haircut Farts really loud as the barber cuts the hair

goes to the barber shop to get an awesome haircut Farts really loud as the barber cuts the hair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Turns on air conditioning for Husky Uses a space heater for self because now its cold

Turns on air conditioning for Husky Uses a space heater for self because now its cold  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

recives more than 50 upvotes can't respond to comments because of social anxiety

recives more than 50 upvotes can't respond to comments because of social anxiety   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gorgeous girl says she thinks you're hot then names other guys she finds hot - all hideous

gorgeous girl says she thinks you're hot then names other guys she finds hot - all hideous  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes a move and kisses a girl notices a piece of food in her teeth that wasn't there before

makes a move and kisses a girl notices a piece of food in her teeth that wasn't there before  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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