Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Courteously holds door open for cute girl. Presses handicapped auto open button.

Courteously holds door open for cute girl. Presses handicapped auto open button.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got cute barista's number while ordering paid and then left without taking my drink

got cute barista's number while ordering paid and then left without taking my drink  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to party with cute guy Lesbian gives me her number

Goes to party with cute guy Lesbian gives me her number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hold open door, "thanks" double door

hold open door,

Girl takes off coat accidentally touches my balls "Best sex all year"

Girl takes off coat accidentally touches my balls

Receives new Text msg VZW free message: your bill is ready to view

Receives new Text msg VZW free message: your bill is ready to view  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

winked at by girl just her tourettes

winked at by girl just her tourettes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

invited to girl's place for muffins more excited about muffins

invited to girl's place for muffins more excited about muffins  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wants to save "baby elephant rescue" is on mefi

Wants to save

One of five females in chemical engineering All the guys are too scared to invite me to do science.

One of five females in chemical engineering All the guys are too scared to invite me to do science.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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