Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

phone constantly vibrating with birthday wishes from all my friends in the middle of biochem final, distracting everyone

phone constantly vibrating with birthday wishes from all my friends in the middle of biochem final, distracting everyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl comments and relates to your status about shaving. Doesnt know what part of body she is talking about.

Cute girl comments and relates to your status about shaving. Doesnt know what part of body she is talking about.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks random girl if she wants to help me practice physical exams disappoints girl when i practice actual physical exams

asks random girl if she wants to help me practice physical exams disappoints girl when i practice actual physical exams  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went to the club with 5 hot japanese girls They spoke Japanese all night

Went to the club with 5 hot japanese girls They spoke Japanese all night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I like when girls make the first move... ...Men don't hit you with belated rape charges"

Joins Reddit On Christmas day

Joins Reddit  On Christmas day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hang out with cute girl for first time in 2013 still can't tell her that you still aren't over her

Hang out with cute girl for first time in 2013 still can't tell her that you still aren't over her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to Hawaii Last name is Cook

Goes to Hawaii Last name is Cook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Upvotes and comments on r/gonewild post girlfriend sees in profile history

Upvotes and comments on r/gonewild post girlfriend sees in profile history  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

10 new e-mails! all spam

10 new e-mails! all spam  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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