Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a radical haircut doesn't know what to do with the compliments

Gets a radical haircut doesn't know what to do with the compliments  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You are looking particularly fine today babe Are you wearing more make up than usual?

You are looking particularly fine today babe Are you wearing more make up than usual?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

catches cute cashier looking at my crotch "sir, your zipper"

catches cute cashier looking at my crotch

black person says "where you at" not sure if referring to present location or juncture in life

black person says

First time taking girl to bed Allergic to latex

First time taking girl to bed Allergic to latex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Uses condom while getting laid for first time gets rash on penis from latex allergy

Uses condom while getting laid for first time gets rash on penis from latex allergy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bobcats set an NBA Record For being the worst team in history

Bobcats set an NBA Record For being the worst team in history  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to Michelle Mauboussin friendzoned

Talks to Michelle Mauboussin friendzoned  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked the 'fashionable' guy in class how long I should grow my hair: "Oh, you should grow it out as long as you like!"

Asked the 'fashionable' guy in class how long I should grow my hair:

redditor for over a year just realised you could edit your subscriptions

redditor for over a year just realised you could edit your subscriptions  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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