Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

When you're on a holiday you can't find the words to say

When you're on a holiday you can't find the words to say  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Send Girl ROMANTIC DVD FOR VALENTINES DAY DOESN'T HAVE A DVD PLAYER

Send Girl ROMANTIC DVD FOR VALENTINES DAY DOESN'T HAVE A DVD PLAYER  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Well aren't you cute" "I was talking to your dog..."

New Girlfriend comes over for sex Can't get it up on the SSRI's and anxiety pills

New Girlfriend comes over for sex Can't get it up on the SSRI's and anxiety pills  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"So, do you wanna come up to my place for some coffee?" "No, I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up"

Finds crush sitting by herself with no one else around Doesn't know what to say

Finds crush sitting by herself with no one else around Doesn't know what to say  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Getting A Bj tomorrow Nervous as fuck about it

Getting A Bj tomorrow Nervous as fuck about it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to see movie with hot girl doesn't know the name of one of the actors and spends the whole movie trying to figure it out

goes to see movie with hot girl doesn't know the name of one of the actors and spends the whole movie trying to figure it out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a girlfriend Doesn't reply to my texts

Gets a girlfriend Doesn't reply to my texts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend gives road head she's driving

girlfriend gives road head she's driving  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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