Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

receives small compliment through txt message gets boner

receives small compliment through txt message  gets boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Writes a comment that gets a bunch of upvotes Reads it 350 times

Writes a comment that gets a bunch of upvotes Reads it 350 times   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Boyfriend is eating you out fart

Boyfriend is eating you out fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl starts grinding on me in a club assume she's mocking me and run off

Hot girl starts grinding on me in a club assume she's mocking me and run off  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asked cute girl out - she said, "yes. ... but only as friends."

asked cute girl out -
she said,

Finally met someone I might be interested in cannot confirm identity on Facebook because all their profile pictures are for causes...

Finally met someone I might be interested in cannot confirm identity on Facebook because all their profile pictures are for causes...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made funny joke about male friends long hair is growing it out for cancer

made funny joke about male friends long hair is growing it out for cancer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make eye contact with cute girl Plagued with guilt for the rest of the day

Make eye contact with cute girl Plagued with guilt for the rest of the day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a tattoo on chest it looks like a bra

Gets a tattoo on chest it looks like a bra  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

would have gone with you to prom If she didn't already have a prom date

would have gone with you to prom If she didn't already have a prom date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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