Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives a cute girl a lapdance and bites her ear Whispers: "I learned this at a strip club".

Gives a cute girl a lapdance and bites her ear Whispers:

69 farts

69 farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

turns to SMile at camera picture not for him

turns to SMile at camera picture not for him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally make an account after being a long time lurker Still dont post, comment, or vote whatsoever

Finally make an account after being a long time lurker Still dont post, comment, or vote whatsoever  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HAVE ONE NIGHT STAND FROM IKEA

HAVE ONE NIGHT STAND FROM IKEA  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl approaches and says hi Says hi back with the same tone and pitch

Girl approaches and says hi Says hi back with the same tone and pitch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl slaps ass farts on impact

hot girl slaps ass farts on impact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Listening to Slayer's "Angel of Death" Jewish roommate walks in on: "Auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way I want you do die!"

Listening to Slayer's

finally ending a dryspell forgot how to kiss

finally ending a dryspell forgot how to kiss  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of the perfect comment to a post Already the top comment

Thinks of the perfect comment to a post Already the top comment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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